i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building
Me at school: I'm going to go home and study hard all night for this upcoming test.
Me when I get home: *Eats, takes a shower, goes on tumblr, goes to bed*
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
Western Australians: Wow. That's adorable.
Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind
"There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash."
- (via midwestraisedmidwestliving)